Wet Spots

· Think being a foot fetish model involves getting paid $400 an hour to let clients worship your high heels while you skip away tax-free all the way to the bank? Think again. (NY Times - thanks Rod)

· Our long national nightmare is over: Professional pretty person Jessica Alba is no longer mad at Playboy for implying she likes to take her clothes off. (reuters.com; Jessica Alba in GQ thumbnail photo via gorillamask.net)

· We told you that a credit card that gave away free breast implants with each sign up sounded too good to be true ... but that didn't stop hundreds of women from trying to sign up for the fake offer that won last month's Contagious Festival at the Huffington Post. (canada.com + huffingtonpost.com)

· So was that really a shot of a random hottie's hoo-ha that slipped past the censors during VH1's "Flavor of Love" reunion special? Our pals at TVGasm invite you to explore the evidence. (tvgasm.com)

· Vivid is offering a new service that allows you to buy movies and download them to your computers—but unlike a similar plan just launched by the major studios, you can burn them to DVD and watch them where you want. Does this mean the adult biz is ahead of the game, or are they just making the same mistakes? (wired.com + mercurynews.com + arstechnica.com + sugarbank.com)

· Help support our troops by donating money to build IEDs—those aren't weapons, but Improvised Erotic Devices. Because sometimes you have to jerk off with the porn you have, not the porn you want. (pspporn.com)

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