Wet Spots

· An "ultra-orthodox sex commando" sounds like the set-up for some new military-themed gonzo series, but he or she is actually one of the anti-porn hackers who are taking down Hebrew sex sites and replacing them with images of a rabbi. We're no experts on religion, but we're pretty sure that's not kosher. (ynetnews.com)

· Despite huge record sales, a famous wife, and a new baby, Coldplay's Chris Martin is still obsessed with Mariah Carey's boobs. Join the club, pal. (nydailynews.com)

· Good news for East Coasters who always wanted to get freaky at the Exotic Erotic Ball, but couldn't afford the plane ticket to San Francisco: a second version of the sexy masquerade bash will debut this summer in New York City. Because two balls are always better than one. (exoticeroticball.com)

· When Carmen Electra joined the growing list of hot chicks who have mounted Howard Stern's Sybian, her ride may cost her more than a new pair of panties: her Max Factor spokesmodel contract is now "under review". Hey, it's not like they hired the frequently nude bombshell for her outrageous sex appeal, you know. Oh, wait a second ... (idontlikeyouinthatway.com + lse.co.uk + usemycomputer.com; see also video footage of Carmen and the Sybian @ videovat.com)

· Alert viewers in Cincinnati called the cops when about 18 minutes of hardcore porn showed up on their local public access channel, but not before calling the whole family into the room and firing up the VCR. You know ... for "evidence." (channelcincinnati.com)

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