Celebrity NippleWatch™: Heather Mills

Quick—what's the name of Paul McCartney's wife? (No, not Linda—we mean the new one.) Chances are that up until a few days ago most of you wouldn't have known the answer to that question, but now that the couple is in the midst of a sticky divorce Heather Mills is probably more famous than she's ever been ... and not just for her selfless anti-landmine campaigning and animal rights activism. Tabloid Baby digs up some nudie shots which look like they were taken sometime in the late 80s or early 90s, judging from the hairstyle; judging from everything else, we can sort of understand why Sir Paul would have been distracted enough not to sign a pre-nup when they were married back in 1998. We're having a hard time concentrating ourselves.

· "Paul McCartney's Cracking Up" (tabloidbaby.blogspot.com; see photos here)

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