Wet Spots

· You're probably thinking that a "poll" to see who has Hollywood's best breasts is just an excuse for hundreds of websites to post more pictures of Scarlett Johansson's cleavage—and you'd be right! (sfgate.com)

· The Sex in Video Games conference (featuring a talk by our very own Violet Blue) wraps up today, with a lot of discussion about project development, personal networking, industry trends and—we assume—making boobs bounce. You know, just like a regular business conference. (sexinvideogames.com + reuters.com + zdnet.com)

· This might be the nerdiest thing we have ever read: a thoughtful examination of how X Men Rouge and Iceman could have sex without making actual skin-to-skin contact. It's also kinda disturbingly hot. (wired.com)

· Everyone has a fantasy about bending that cute co-worker over a desk and getting it on right there in the office. Of course, when your office is a junior high school you should probably just get a hotel room. (thesmokinggun.com)

· Congrats to friend of Fleshbot Tristan Taormino, who cleaned up at the Feminist Porn Awards. Not literally, of course, because cleaning up isn't just women's work—although we've seen her movies and they probably did make quite a mess. (villagevoice.com)

· The city of Des Moines takes an interesting approach to flood control. To be fair, they did tell the engineer to "drain the main vein." (dmregister.com)

· A mayoral candidate in Italy is under fire for allegedly offering to pay a porn star to sleep with people who vote for him. Call your Congressperson and tell them that's the kind of pandering we need in America! (agi.it)