Wet Spots

· The bigwigs at Wimbledon said they didn't want to see extra short skirts on the female players this year, but Maria Sharapova—and her cameltoe—demonstrate who's really in charge of women's tennis. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com; more tennis babes @ doubleviking.com)

· Most of the contestants on "America's Got Talent: have only proved the title wrong; at least until Michelle L'amour showed up. Watch as Miss Exotic World 2005 gives David Hasselhoff the biggest thrill of his life since Baywatch got canceled. (michellelamour.com + video @ nbc.com)

· If you're one of those obsessive types that keeps track of everything, you'll love the Spankometer, which allows you to monitor all the ups and downs of jerking off. See how many strokes you can do in a hour, and then try to break that record! (gadgets.dk, via Sexoteric)

· We know cops are supposed to protect and serve, but are they supposed to do it in the front seat of their squad car? Everyone knows you've got to take her downtown first ... it's called foreplay. (Sploid.com)

· British boob enthusiast Jodie Marsh apparently has trouble finding clothes in her size. Hey, if you want attention at the premiere of a Lindsay Lohan movie, you really got turn up the skank factor. (hollywoodrag.com)

· City officials are upset that the L.A. Animal Services Department tried to organize a Hooters bikini contest in order to raise money. Like anyone else has a better idea? If they threw one for the whole city, they could probably raise enough cash to buy San Diego. (latimes.com)

· A hidden camera show wonders what you would do if the models in your art class got bored with still life and decided to get it on. Our advice? Draw faster. (video @ redbalcony.com)