Morning Wood

· To welcome the internet back from its holiday, Egotastic offers up a Lindsay Lohan bikini retrospective, from the glory days of her ample baby fat to the depths of her waifishness to her current slightly healthier state. They grow up so fast, don't they? (egotastic.com)

· Economists have determined that having sex more frequently creates the same amount of happiness as getting a $50,000-a-year raise. Of course, if you made that much money you'd more probably get laid more, so go ahead and put in for that overtime. (stuff.co.nz)

· In another one of those "so crazy it just might work" stories, a student in Holland set up an advertising agency offering to post ads in some unusual high traffic areas, like the thighs of a hooker. It was all a joke of course, but don't be shocked if you suddenly get the urge for a Heineken on your next visit to the red light district. (instoresnow.nl + reuters.com)

· Speaking of crazy Dutch people, a male streaker interrupted Maria Sharapova's quarterfinal match at Wimbledon, but sadly could not convince her to join in the fun. (thesun.co.uk)

· Australia's young women are in a "sexual drought" compared to their older counterparts. We can't prove anything, but we blame Russell Crowe. (theage.com.au)

· A lot of the news out of Russia makes it seem like a lawless haven for mobsters and pirates, but not if you're a porn producer. No, they actually have to obey laws that make filming a legit movie harder than selling bootlegged ones. It's important to have priorities. (moscowtimes.ru, registration required; reprinted @ adultfyi.com)