Morning Wood

· Christina Aguilera is not a fan of bras. Or modesty. We're fans of that shirt, however. (egotastic.com)

· The good news: a naturalist group has booked an all-nude weekend at a British amusement park. The bad news: It's in mid-November. Better pack a sweater - or throw away your razor and start growing one. (sundaymirror.co.uk, via tgp.com)

· This scathing editorial demands that laws against public nudity be strictly enforced ... because no one wants to see ugly people naked. We must remain civilized after all. (calgarysun.com)

· Sophia Loren now says that she did not get it all off during her Pirelli calendar shoot. Sure, they got their free publicity, but at what cost? Our hurt feelings, for starters. (contactmusic.com)

· If you're looking to break into journalism and want to build up your sex toy collection than Craigslist has the job for you. You'll actually enjoy taking work home with you, for once. (craigslist.org, via Gawker)

· If you already think love dolls are creepy, then this video probably won't change your mind. In fact, it will probably give you nightmares. Be prepared to sleep with the lights on. (kornerson.com, via wfmu.org)

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