Wet Spots

· Wow, Marissa Miller sure looks good in these bikini photos. Then again, she's a swimsuit model, so she kind of has to. (popoholic.com)

· Some lonely miscreant decided to try and shut down the website of those IT babes we told you about last week. Well, guess what? It didn't work ... because they're all IT professionals, dummy! You can't mess with girls who are sexy and smart. (stuff.co.nz)

· Wonkette has an update on the Nevada governor's race and Mimi Miyagi's latest campaign initiative: limbo contest! Doesn't every state deserve a chief executive who is that cool? (Wonkette)

· Meet Jaguar Bond, possibly the creepiest corporate mascot of all time. He makes Hugh Hefner look like Alfred E. Neuman. Or is it the other way around? We're not sure anymore. (easydreamer.blogspot.com)

· Seattle: home of grunge music, Starbucks, great seafood and the worst strip clubs. Help save the Emerald City from the Wicked Witch of bad lap dances. (seattlest.com)

· Do you want to wear stylish casual clothes when you go out, but still want to get snickers from knowing internet geeks on the street? Pick up a Goatse Polo shirt. Your parents will never understand. (goatsepolo.com)

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