Mika Tan: Go-To Geisha

One would be forgiven for saying that sometimes porn is dumb.

Our pal and love interest Mika Tan appears on the cover of not one but two porn ripoffs of "Memoirs of a Geisha", one from VCA ("Memoirs of a Modern-Day Geisha") and director Jennifer James, the other from Sex Z Pictures ("Memoirs of Mika Tan: Happy Endings") and director Roy Karch. Though they were released months apart, they were shot within weeks of each other.

Is Tan to blame? Tan is never to blame. Often adult movie titles are determined after the scenes are shot.

So which should you buy? How about "Dirt Pipe Milkshake #27"?
- G. Ponante

· "Memoirs of a Modern-Day Geisha" and "Memoirs of Mika Tan: Happy Endings" (Adult DVD Empire)
· See also: "Come back to us, Mosura!" (gramponante.com)

Previously: Mika Tan's Process, Fridays With Roy: Talking Dirty, Porn Review Haikus: Hosiery Edition