Wet Spots

· WWE star Torrie Wilson grapples with FHM. We don't really have a comment here, since we lost our "flying turnbuckle" joke book. (fhmus.com)

· They only bad thing about our more open sexual culture is that you can't make a good double entendre anymore. You also can't order a tossed salad in a restaurant without the waiter giggling at you. (thestar.com)

· Did you ever wonder why guys fall asleep after sex? Two authors discuss their new book, which answers that and other questions that you're afraid to ask your doctor. Like, "Why do waiters laugh at me when I ask for a tossed salad?" (msnbc.msn.com)

· A new theory suggests that cave paintings are not the work of brilliant shamans passing down our ancient history, but rather the sex-crazed doodles of bored teenagers. Imagine how depressing it would be if the only record of the 20th century was Playboy comic strips. (bookofjoe.com)

· Leave it to an Ivy League school newspaper to do a front page story on a beauty pageant contest and not include a photo. Who cares if she's going to be a doctor? We want to see swimsuits! (thedartmouth.com)

· A bank in England offers to let customers put their own personal pictures on their ATM cards. You're reading Fleshbot, so you can probably see where this is headed. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

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