Wet Spots

· So that's why car racing is so popular. Now we get it. (photos @ football365.com, via evild.blogspot.com)

· Would you let two strange girls beat you with pillows for no reason at all, and then videotape it? Sorry ... that was a stupid question. Of course, you would. (revver.com, via adrants.com)

· International travel tip of the day: It is illegal to have sex while operating a car in Norway. That's the last time we trust a Lonely Planet guide. (upi.com)

· National Underwear Day - now with video! For the record, we used celebrate this day more until we became underwear agnostics. (Gawker)

· Introducing a Game Boy Advance that you can control with your tongue. For once, girls will actually be impressed by your high scores on Donkey Kong. (simmunity.com, via Kotaku)

· Our judicious sibling Wonkette helps us understand the legal reasoning behind an important court decision. It seems that the porn on your work computer is not protected by the Constitution. Must be the "activist judges" we've heard so much about. (Wonkette)

· Bored firefighters in Clermont, Florida, are accused of destroying the entire city's computer system when their porn surfing let viruses infect their machine. Claims that they were just "putting out the fire in our pants" probably won't fly. (local6.com)

· A church in Australian is upset about a topless bar opening right next door to the cathedral. Maybe the topless bar doesn't want a church in their neighborhood. Did you ever think of that? (abc.net.au)

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