Wet Spots

· We were not aware until just this moment that there is actually a competition for "Miss Bikini of the Universe." We are quite certain, however, that Miss Pluto would have won had she not been disqualified at the last minute. (people.com.cn - thanks Tyler)

· Heather Mills figures "what the hell difference does it make?" and poses nude for a PETA calendar. Seriously, does it even matter anymore? (sundaymirror.co.uk)

· Why do asshole editors always turn into a bunch of pussies whenever their cocksucking reporters want to put a few damn swear words in their motherfucking newspapers? It's all a bunch of bullshit, if you ask us. (philly.com)

· One in five people will interrupt lovemaking to answer their phone? Does that include using your call-waiting during phone sex? (zdnet.com)

· Graphic novelist Alan Moore thinks there should be no debate about whether his latest work is porn or art. He says there's no question that it's porn. (pennlive.com)

· A topless kissing booth makes for a surprisingly successful fundraiser. Actually, if you add "topless" to almost anything, you're pretty much guaranteed not to fail. (sptimes.com)

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