Morning Wood

· It's almost football season! (Or so we've been told.) That's means it's time for our favorite athletic endeavor: cheerleader spotting! (maximonline.com)

· Remember that South Korean sex expo we mentioned yesterday? Well, it's a lot harder to enjoy the booth babes (and the strippers and other models) when they aren't invited. It may their first time, but we think the Koreans know what they're missing. (reuters.co.uk)

· "How can I start my own pay for porn site?" It's not as easy as it seems, but if it turns out to be any good, you better send us a link. (ask.metafilter.com)

· One commentator calls for an end to sex blogs ... because they're boring. We think she's just not reading the right ones. (guardian.co.uk)

· A woman whose husband lost his sexual function can't sue for damages (in China, at least.) Trust when we say, we feel both their pain. (iol.co.za)

· We suppose we should at least mention Britain's campaign to crack down on "violent porn", even though no one can really define what that is. When it comes to sex, we just try not to hurt ourselves. (bbc.co.uk)

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