Eddie Van Halen’s Porn Solo

Porn flicks are notorious for cheesy, low-budget music, so it was quite a score when director Michael Ninn got guitar god Eddie Van Halen to produce some tunes for his latest opus, "Sacred Sin." Sure, Van Halen hasn't been relevant in nearly 20 years, but it's always a big deal when you can replace your usual lame, clichéd guitar riffs with some kick-ass clichéd guitar riffs. The movie in question is getting set for release and two brand new tracks - written and performed by Eddie himself - are now available on the official website (which incidentally, looks like an ad for a book of romantic poetry rather than a hardcore fuckfest.) You can decide for yourself, but to us it sounds exactly like what would happen if you took regular porn music, and then added a solo by Eddie Van Halen. It should be the perfect compliment to the subtle moans of newcomer Heather Vuur. Rock on!

· Michael Ninn's Sacred Sin (official site @ ninnworx.com)
· Sacred Sin: Eddie Van Halen's Porn Tunes (flauntingit.com)

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