Morning Wood

· An enterprising company has created a new "file sharing" service to help adult companies maintain their 2257 records. We completely support any measure that helps create more porn. (2257ok.com + avn.com)

· Speaking of records, the Attorney General wants to look at all of yours when you're online. It's not a big deal, the government just wants to know what everyone is doing everywhere at all times. (abcnews.go.com)

· A warning for Canadian readers: the "natural sex enhancer" Libidus has been recalled because it will probably kill you. Great sex is not worth risking your life over. Probably. We're pretty sure, anyway. (cbc.ca)

· A survey finds that 10% of men in New York City who say they are straight have had sex with other men ... which is like 100% gay. (medicalnewstoday.com)

· It's not hard to see why the nation of Columbia is obsessed with the primetime soap opera called, "Without Breasts There's No Paradise." Truer words were never spoken. (sfgate.com)

· Those Jalopnik boys are at again. If they say this has something to do with cars, we just have to trust them. (Jalopnik)

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