Morning Wood

· Fergie didn't let wetting her pants onstage last year stop her from launching a successful solo career—and she's not going to let nasty comments about her hairy armpits get in her way either. Talk about dedication! (thesuperficial.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meet the new menace on America's highways: DWP. Also known as Driving With Porn. On the bright side, however, that should cut down on the road rage. (autoblog.com)

· Shoving dollar bills into a woman's bra is a lot of fun at strip clubs, but you might be surprised to learn that it does not go over quite as well when she's in the middle of broadcasting a live news report. (13gb.com)

· The Royal Academy in England is angry that an art show described as "cutting edge," actually includes several pornographic works. It's the art world - don't they know what "cutting edge" means? (timesonline.co.uk)

· Yahoo is shocked to learn that countries like Dubai have a lot of prostitutes, then cues up the sinister sitar music. (yahoo.com)

· It's one thing to charging a 74-year-old with dementia to feel your breasts, but 2,500 euros a grope is just highway robbery. (scotsman.com)

· A man is Dallas was beaten and detained by 15 concerned citizens after he tried to show porn to school kids. Stay home and beat yourself next time, and these things won't happen. (wfaa.com)

· Being a judge always seemed like a pretty interesting job, but we guess everyone needs a porn fix at work, even though sooner or later it's going to get you fired. (tbo.com + northcountrygazette.org)

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