Morning Wood

· Keeley, Keeley, Keeley. Have we mentioned that this post includes a link to new photos of Keeley Hazell from the November issue of FHM? Maybe you've heard of her? (dailyniner.com)

· A new study claims that women put more effort (and more skin) into their outfits when they are ovulating. No matter what time of the month it is, your clueless boyfriend (or girlfriend) still won't compiment you on your shoes. (abcnews.go.com)

· Joan Crawford's new biography says she treated her lovers like slaves and made them beg for sex. It also says she had crabs, which might have made those guys think twice about the begging. (nypost.com)

· The Illinois Supreme Court declares that's it okay to ban nude dancing in places where alcohol is served, which means the age old debate—what's more important: full frontal nudity or being drunk?—goes on. (chicagotribune.com)

· The success of "Shortbus" may have left you wondering what other mainstream movies have featured real sex acts. Well, here's a list so you can wonder no more. (ifctv.com)

· A city prosecutor has been caught burning the midnight oil at the office ... while naked. We think your job is to uncover crime, but you know, whatever you think is best. (enquirer.com)

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