This Week In Porn Titles: Black Sticks vs. White Slits

Every picture tells a story. So astute is the team at Lethal Hardcore in wedding title to boxcover art that sometimes it is possible to not even watch the movie in order to know exactly what is about to happen. Such was the case with "Big Black Sticks in Little White Slits" in which, as you can imagine, well-endowed black males penetrate the (apparently bleached) labia of smaller caucasian women.

While the accompanying text trumpets "tight white pussies vs. big black boners", it is sad to think of the exchanges within this movie to be competitive ones. It is perhaps fitting that Jayna Woods looks at me rather than that which she's grabbing.

Clearly her partner is in for an afternoon of zingy one-liners and acid repartee. "Hey baby, why you got to play me that way?" - GP

· "Big Black Sticks in Little White Slits" (gamelink.com)
· Lethal Hardcore (lethalhardcore.com)

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