Morning Wood: How Do You Say Gemma?

· British soap actress Gemma Atkinson is really starting to make a name for herself in the babelog scene. Too bad we're still not sure how to pronounce "Gemma." (hornyoyster.com)

· Websites registered under Ireland's .ie domain can not use the word porn ... because the word itself is "a danger to public morality" and has been banned. Cumhungryfucksluts.ie, however, is still available. (timesonline.co.uk)

· This ad for sexy Halloween costumes cannot possibly be real, but we wouldn't put anything past a guy from Hackensack. Plus, we can't resist a good Abe Lincoln pickup line. (video @ collegehumor.com)

· When you're being interviewed for a report on internet piracy, it might be a good idea to clear your download history before the TV cameras get a look at your browser. We hope that's an authorized copy of "teen-blowjob-fuck-03." (newspaperindex.com, via Fark)

· A county prosecutor is arrested for having sex in the women's bathroom at a Seattle Seahawks game. (No word on why his partner was let off.) There's just no excuse for that as long as the Seahawks are still in first place. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· UCLA is holding a special conference to discuss health and safety of performers in the adult industry. We hope there's a panel on overzealous use of the "piledriver," because that just looks uncomfortable. (xbiz.com)

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