Wet Spots: We Never Liked Big Boobs Either (Not)

· Meet Sonia Ferrer, Spain's answer to, um .... really hot chicks, we guess. (gorillamask.net)

· Katie "Jordan" Price hires herself to model her new lingerie collection and tells The Sun that her husband never liked girls with big boobs until he met her. In other news, Jordan believes every silly thing her husband tells her. (video + slideshow @ thesun.co.uk; also seen at hollywoodtuna.com)

· Entertainment Weekly counts down the top ten best and worst Bond Girls. We still would've put Octopussy on the other list, but then we guess they're basing their rankings on more than just their names. (ew.com)

· This is quite possibly the sexiest Craigslist ad ever written. Our tubulin subunits are quivering just thinking about it. (craigslist.org)

· Nothing sells soccer shoes like a little bondage and and some light torture. All they need now is a celebrity pitchman. (coolz0r.com)

· Two architecture students at Carnegie Mellon University celebrate "Ta-Tas." We celebrate them everyday; how come no one ever puts us in the newspaper? (thetartan.org)

· Just so you know, public nude dancing will ruin us all. It's nice to see that panicky, scare mongering editorials aren't just confined to America. (shanghaidaily.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives