Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbo Lip Lock

· It looks like Kelly Brook forgot to put on pants ... again. It's like the poor girl can barely dress herself these days. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· OK, so we're pretty sure that Lindsay Lohan and Donna Karan are just really good friends and not, like, actual lesbians. But what can we say? We're suckers for alliteration. (popoholic.com)

· You saw the pictures of Mischa Barton's "nude" scene; now see the (short, and not very explicit) video. The flesh-colored underwear isn't fooling anyone. (egotastic.com)

· Sophia Loren gives a preview of her not naked photo session for the 2007 Pirelli calendar. Not bad, huh? Did we mention she's old enough to be your grandmother? (thesun.co.uk)

· In what could be the scariest news item of the year, Mike Tyson has reportedly been hired to turn tricks at Heidi Fleiss' new "Stud Farm." A convicted rapist with anger management issues working in a brothel? Yeah, this is going to end well. (starpulse.com)

· A Japanese man was arrested and accused of stealing over 5,000 pairs of shoes (and renting a warehouse just to store them), because the smell turns him on. The first 4,000 or so weren't such a big deal, but then it started to become a problem. (mainichi-msn.co.jp - thanks Mike)

· When it comes to hard-core video game sex, nobody beats ... Canada? We should've known something kinky was going on up there. (ctv.ca)

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