Wet Spots: Learning Is Fun!

· What do you think Dora plans to explore with this? We know some pervs out there who could definitely get an education with that toy. (amazon.com)

· Lindsay Lohan, on the other hand, never seems to learn anything. We guess she figures if the world has seen it once, there's no use in hiding it anymore. Do we have enough material to launch LindsayLohanUpskirt.com yet? (wwtdd.com; also spotted @ taxidrivermovie.com)

· A time-honored Las Vegas tradition dies as escort agencies will no longer be able to pass out leaflets to random pedestrians. Looks like you'll have to find your hookers the old-fashioned way—in the phone book. (lasvegassun.com)

· Clueless parents in Syracuse cancel a high school dance after they discover what "freak dancing" is. They must also be a little worried about this Y2K thing everyone is talking about. (syracuse.com)

· Meanwhile, another school district is curious as to what its superintendent did with $12,000 of taxpayer money, including $350 he dropped a strip club in one night. He just likes to reach out to the kids. (wnyt.com)

· It's the golden rule of advertising: no matter what you're selling, it'll sell better ifyour TV commercial must feature a hot babe. Now you know why. (YouTube, via adrants.com)

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