Morning Wood: Not Brought To You By McDonald’s

· Sure, it's not the first time you've seen Kate Moss naked, but that doesn't mean you can't look again. You wouldn't want to hurt her feelings, would you? (egotastic.com)

· How can changing your diet can improve your sex life? "Anything that's good for your heart is good for your penis." And what's good for your penis is good for everybody! (msnbc.msn.com)

· Want to write an angry letter to McDonald's for sponsoring the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show "lust fest"? Or would your rather just read the angry letters and have a good laugh about it instead? (americandecency.org)

· Nearly half of the men in Australian would give up sex to help their team beat England in cricket. Then again, they care so much about cricket, they probably weren't having much sex anyway. (thestar.com.my)

· A member the Indonesian Parliament loses his job in Indonesia's "first real political sex scandal." The first time is always special. (timesonline.co.uk)

· UK Prime Minister Tony Blair's wife posed for a nude painting as a young woman and the work is now going on display. We think we like Indonesian scandals better. (timesonline.co.uk)

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