Wet Spots: Problem? What Problem?

· Gisele Bundchen enjoys wearing bikinis almost as much as we enjoy looking at her in bikinis. That's why we're such a good match. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· If you get fired for looking at porn at work, not only should you admit that you're addicted, you should sue your employer for failing to treat you. We'd try it ourselves, but our employer actually considers addiction to be a job requirement. (businessweek.com)

· Fans at a recent Guns 'N Roses show were surprised to see an opening performance by the Suicide Girls. They were even more surprised later, when Axl Rose actually showed up on time for the concert. (heraldnet.com)

· Scientists develop a new AIDS-fighting gel that can activate itself when it detects the presence of semen. Unfortunately, Fark beat us to the "just like your Mom" joke, so we concede this round. (inthenews.co.uk + fark.com)

· An art teacher finds his ass is grass after the school learns about his joy of painting with his butt. We doubt he can back his way out of this hole. (timesdispatch.com)

· We're pretty sure that vibrating pleasure devices were around before 1926, but it doesn't really matter whether this is the first vibrator patent or not ... it's still really fucking old. (Gizmodo)

· A male columnist is surprised to learn that women's locker rooms have more privacy then men's. We're surprised too, frankly. We thought that sexy group shower rubdowns were the whole point. (nanaimobulletin.com)

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