Trump or No Trump?

We apologize for being asleep at the wheel over the holiday break (quick tip: tequila and egg nog do not mix), but we almost completely missed this "shocking" story about Donald Trump's beauty pageant contestant—no, not Miss USA or Miss Nevada, but Mrs. Trump herself, Melania Knauss. Radar Online dug up some nude pictures from Celebrity Sleuth magazine that are allegedly of the Trump bride and taken during her early modeling days. Not only did we ignore it, but so did most of the mainstream media—never ones to shy away from a story about The Donald—because (a) he says it's not her, (b) it doesn't even really look like her, and (c) the scans are really crappy anyway (and hardly so scandalous—sort of high-gloss Helmut Newton-lite shots). So we're leaving it up to you to decide. Compare the pictures at Radar with some sexy shots of the real Melania and give us your verdict. Remember: all results are binding and completely pointless ... just like a real Miss USA pageant!

· "The Donald vs. O'Donnell: Trump's Sapphic Secret Weapon Revealed!" (radaronline.com)
· "Melanie Knauss - Donald Trump's Wife Nude Pictures" (toxicmagazine.com)

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Previously: Meet (And Grope!) Miss Nevada, Nope, It's Not Her