Wet Spots: Feeling Keeley’s … Pain

· Keeley Hazell is understandably upset at the ex-boyfriend who is showing their sex tape to anyone he feels like. Keeley, if you need someone to talk to in this trying time, just give us a call. (thesun.co.uk)

· Hey, gadget and babes really do go well together! Those crazy Las Vegas geniuses may have been on to something. (i4u.com)

· We're not sure if you should apply for a job that asks to use your cock, but won't tell you what for. Hey, maybe danger turns you on. (lovehoney.co.uk; more @ wired.com)

· Europeans are going mad for a Belgian beer that is famous for making breasts grow. If such a thing truly existed, don't you think every bar in Southern California would have it on tap no matter how much it cost? (jaunted.com)

· Here's a rare opportunity to buy a nude dancing license in Washington, D.C. We used to have one of those, but we left it in our other wallet. (washingtonpost.com)

· GorillaMask has a thing for foreign models we've never heard of. Bless their little hearts for it too. (gorillamask.net)

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