Morning Wood: Everybody Dive In!

· Rihanna enjoys long walks on the beach and snorkeling. Her turn-off are blogs that post photos of her in a bikini and rude people. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Wired's Regina Lynn has an update on the next step in teledildonics. The machines have us right where they want us. (wired.com)

· If you want to keep the details of your industry conference super secret, do what the Internext does: hold in it Las Vegas the week after the AVN Expo, after everybody is worn out or gone home. Also, don't let in any media types who might want to actually cover it. Works every time. (lasvegassun.com)

· One story that did come out of Internext was the auction of several, uh ... "interesting" domain names. The bidder who spent $90,000 on handjob.com, said he was satisfied, but he probably could have made a better domain name for himself and saved some time. (domainnamewire.com + sugarbank.com)

· Breaking out the condoms can be an awkward moment, but what if they came with a mix CD to help you set the mood? Nothing could be more awkward than watching you dance naked. (reuters.co.uk)

· We think we understand why the Food Network's Giada De Laurentiis is so popular, and it ain't her recipe for chicken parmesan. (YouTube, via SaveManny)

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