· Alyssa Milano is still a celebrity and will continue to be as long as she looks like this in a bikini. (hollywoodtuna.com)
· A gym in the Netherlands is introducing "Naked Sundays" ... you know, so everyone else's clothes won't distract you from your "workout." (washingtonpost.com)
· Lily Allen is new to the rock and roll lifestyle, but she's already discovered the best way to pass the time, no matter country you're staying in: hotel room porn. (manchester.com)
· A lawmaker in Bahrain wants to put people in jail for one year for downloading porn. And you thought your company's internet policies were tough. (gulfnews.com)
· It turns out women really do have a "that time of the month." It's when they like to have sex the most. What did you think we were talking about? (telegraph.co.uk)
· Chinese students are in trouble for giving each other pornographic cards for New Year's Day. In other news, Chinese kids apparently give each other cards on New Year's Day? (shanghaidaily.com)
Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives