We used to commute to work every morning, but it got to the point where not a day went by when two complete strangers wouldn't start rubbing up against each other and the next thing you know they're having sex right in front of us right there on the M-21 crosstown. Then we'd miss our stop and show up late for work and the boss man would dock our pay. It's worse than having to listen to all those lousy musicians in the subway. That's why we have to work from home now, because while public transportation has its benefits—like easy, anonymous sex—it's just not worth the hassle.
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