· Bald chicks are hot! Usually.
· We took a holiday from our senses, while thousands of women took a holiday from their shirts.
· Say hello to the new Penthouse. It's very pleased to meet you.
· Say goodbye to Leah Luv (maybe) and Hillary Scott (probably not.)
· We confess ... we like magazines, okay? We like them a lot, actually. Maybe too much.
· Photographer to the pornstars Holly Randall got a taste of her own medicine.
· Charlotte Stokely made us long for the days of mid-January. And the mini-bar.
· We finally found the answer to the question, "What will it take to get us to care about American Idol?"
· Your weekend assignment: Make a curiously strong Altoids vibrator. Then call in sick on Monday.