Or, "Cleanup on Aisle Four!" Grocery shopping is one of our most unfavorite chores: the stores are crowded, the cereal is too expensive, and the bananas are never ripe. OK, so we usually do end up having sex with some stranger in the soup aisle, but that doesn't mean that the whole trip isn't still a hassle. Plus, they never take our coupons! That's why most nights we just order pizza and have it delivered. There's less mess to clean up that way too.
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· Grocery Store Sex (Haporn)
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