Keira Knightley Goes Hardcore (Sorta)

Of the dozens of special features that have helped make Disney's "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" DVD one of the best selling titles of the past year, footage of a hardcore threeway starring Keira Knightley getting DP'd by Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom isn't one of them. Which may be why opportunistic online comic porn outfit Sinful Comics is creating such a splash with a series of panels depicting all the yo-ho-'ho action you didn't get to see—and why The Sun is claiming that an "outraged" Disney is considering legal action against the company, though it's not clear whether that's because the strip shows the "Pirates" cast demonstrating the real way to plunder hidden treasure or whether it's because the crudely drawn art isn't quite up to Disney's CG standards. (Then again, it's also unclear whether The Mouse even knows they exist or could be bothered to shut them down.) Still, if you want to see a rather generous "re-interpretation" of Keira's chest while she indulges in some good old-fashion tentacle porn (it always comes back to that, doesn't it?), this is about as close as you're going to get.

· Sinful Comics: "Pirates of the Carribbean" Porn Comics 1, 2, 3, 4 (freeadultarchives2.com)
· "Keira Knightley is getting banged at trasures (sic) island." (freesinfulcomics.net)
· "Keira's Comic Porn Shocker" (thesun.co.uk)