What’s Your Kink? (Dot Com)

Tired of having greedy, megalomaniac porn site owners decide that you're supposed to be turned on by things like freakishly large breasts, non-medicall licensed pornstar nurses in latex, or hairy arms? You now have the chance to be the master of your masturbation material at WhatsYourKink.com, a "groundbreaking new concept" in porn sites where eager smut fans just like you can submit your own fantasies—like fucking a hot Latina housekeeper or cornholing (their word, not ours) a flight attendant—instead of having to settle for the kinds of trite setups you see on all those other porn sites out there ... like, you know, fucking Latina housekeepers or getting it on with a flight attendant. So what if some of the "reader-submitted" video descriptions have a touch of Penthouse Forum dubiousness about them (e.g., "Steve from Nebraska wrote in: he told us his fantasy is to find a hot girl on the beach, bring her to his hotel room during the day, and give her the nasty")? If having a woman squirt breast milk all over your nether regions or rub a balloon all over herself while you're having sex doesn't do it for you, you'll have only yourself to blame. (Meanwhile, all we have to do now is fgure out a way for them to make our Linda Hunt fantasy come to life and we'll be set!)

· What's Your Kink: Custom Fantasy Videos (whatsyourkink.com, via Pornzio)

Previously: My X Fantasy: Make Your Own Porn, Naked Fake: Custom Fantasy Nudes