Kim Kardashian Day Is Koming!

Our long national nightmare wait is nearly over: Barring any further delays, lawsuits, acts of God, or the unplugging of internet, next Wednesday you will finally be able to own an official copy of "Kim Kardashian, Superstar." According to Complex magazine, Vivid is so excited to be distributing this wonderful, high-quality sex tape that they've declared March 21 to be Kim Kardashian Day. Hooray for imaginary holidays! Of course, all this excitement assumes that you have been without electricity for the last two months and haven't already tracked down all the best parts on your favorite forum or download site. Or maybe you knew that this was just too important to settle for some silly bootleg and only an actual DVD would suffice. In order to prepare for the big day, you should pre-order the disc now—or the download that you can burn to your own disc—and then double check with your employer to make sure you have some vacation time coming to you. After all, Kim Kardashian Day only comes but once a ... well, once.

· A Real National Holiday: Kim Kardashian Day (complex.com)
· Order: "Kim Kardashian Superstar" (Adult DVD Empire)

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