Morning Wood: Underwear 101

· Parents of UCLA students might be interested to know where their tuition dollars are going. To be fair, some of these folks running around in their underwear are probably on scholarship. (laist.com)

· Want to spice things up in the bedroom? Try getting busy on these crazy adjustable beds. As if you didn't already have enough trouble getting into position without hurting yourself. (animicausa.com, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

· The Sun is looking for a holiday Easter Bunny. A bunny with the largest breasts possible, of course. It is The Sun, after all. (thesun.co.uk)

· In case you forgot to celebrate, yesterday was Kim Kardashian Day, which means that video clips from the DVD are all over the place already and our sex tape elves are busy working on a review as we speak. Be glad it only happens once a year. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· What's the difference between burlesque and stripping? Give it a try sometime and find out. (theage.com.au)

· Some Atlantic City casino workers are in trouble for using the security cameras to watch the female guests a little too closely. Sorry, was that the wrong thing to do? (1010wins.com)

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