The secret to being a good inventor is to take a successful existing product—house slippers, remote control, lamp—and add a clock boobs. Now you've got something clever that can easily be marketed in your finer novelty shops and truck stop kiosks! As you can see from the examples featured in this online roundup of boobified products, these trinkets are stylish, creative, fun to play with and, most of all, classy. Everybody loves to feel and be felt up, so if you're looking for a few last minute items to fill up those Easter baskets, you can never go wrong with any toy that somehow resembles a woman's breast. In fact, we're just thinking out loud over here, but a vibrating boob hand massager might even look good on the desk of your favorite hard-working porn blogger. We're just saying.
· "10 Ways to Have Fun with Boobs" (americaninventorspot.com)
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