Morning Wood: Gisele Bundchen Helps Us Rise Again

· These pictures of Gisele Bundchen are a bit dated, but are honestly about as hot as she's ever looked. Is it actually possible to underestimate a supermodel? (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Here's another completely fascinating useless and made up porn statistic: "Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography." We can't be the only ones who think that's shockingly low. (cnn.com)

· Slate takes a tour of Bangkok's more, uh ... adventurous entertainments. Like ping pong acts that don't involve a net. (Or even ping pong balls, apparently.) (slate.com)

· "Real" newspapers discover Joanna Angel and try to wrap their heads around altporn. Aren't they cute? (Gawker)

· A pregnant woman is accused of selling herself online for sex, with the husband serving as her pimp. "I have not heard of this before," says a police spokeswoman, who must be new around here. (canada.com)

· France's wackiest politician says kids should not get free condoms in school—they should masturbate instead. That's not the worst piece of advice ever, but let's try to think outside the box, okay? (news.com.au)

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