Touring London’s Sex “Theme Park”

Despite news reports which describe it otherwise, we're not sure if the Amora Academy of Sex and Relationships really qualifies as a "sex theme park." After all, there's no curved-penis roller coasters or a vagina jungle cruise—not even a Tunnel of Love. What it does have is a plethora of sexual exhibits like the Spankometer and the wall of willies, all disguised as an educational center. Think of it as an interactive art museum, complete with dolls that light up when you touch their naughty bits. Amora opened to the public this week in London, and The Sun has put together a preview package with photos, video and what might be the longest article to ever appear in the tabloid. Hey, they take their sex very seriously over there—and so does the Academy—but that doesn't mean you aren't allowed to giggle a little bit at the orgasm face video collage. You're only human.

· "'Sex theme park' first ride" (thesun.co.uk)

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