Photoplay: “Got Milkshake?”

Since you people seem to respond to splooge, today we have a POV blowjob movie from Honolulu-based POV Auditions that involves letting go not on the graven image of a person but actually on the person herself, as God intended.

Five women show up at (your) house the same day and give (you) a blowjob. (You) say nothing, just come on their faces. (You) heartless bastard. Check out what (you)'ve wrought after the gap. - GP

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The first single-named neighbor is Tiffany. She explains that she saw you moving in and she wanted to get to know you. You are stone cold, unresponsive. Tiffany is the type of person who, if you don't respond, just talks more. By the time she takes off her shirt she's talked so much that she almost sounds like she's going to cry. You are compassionate, and solve her problems by throwing your cock at them.

Even though this movie is a collection of scenes probably shot on the same day at the same place (we see it getting darker every time you open the door), each neighbor refers to the previous one, so we have a sense that this neighborhood is filled with, um, sluts and that you can come five times a day. Nice work. So can I, but I guess I'm not a showoff about it like some people.

Next up is Mia. She's got a little vocal fry but a heart of gold.

By the time red-headed Misty comes around she makes no pretense of organizing a welcome wagon party. She is dressed like a hoo-er.

Jasmine is the cover girl and the neighborhood's only blonde. By this point it's important for you to try to create little come patterns on people. Nice job!

"I'm Jasmine?" she says. "I'm your 18-year-old neighbor?"

Finally, it's pitch dark outside. Taylor knocks at the door and has her clothes off within 30 seconds. You know the drill. Personally, I would have gotten tired just standing there and letting people do things to me by now, but you're fucking lazy, if you don't mind my saying. You just let things happen to you. You spend your days just...just opening the door and ... just ... coming on people's faces.

I wonder if there are any vacancies in your building. Perhaps Dog: The Bounty Hunter will arrest someone and I can move in.

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