Corn-Fed Porn Of The Moment: “Waist Watchers”

May 2, 2007
GPONATE2

Remember, like, six months ago, when all naked ladies were the same? When you didn't care if they were tall or short, black, Asian, with a bone through their nose, pregnant, lactating, tied up, or kicked off "American Idol" as long as they were naked and, perhaps, blowing you? The hyper-nichification of porn is responsible for "Waist Watchers", in which more-than-size-zero women do on film what more-than-size-zero women have been doing in real life for eons, except this time with high heels on.

Some of the women in this collection are merely "healthy", whereas others are chunky by any international standard. Join us after the gap for a preview. - GP

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I am a big fan of the sturdy, but I am assured this title is not in the even more rarefied plumpers niche, in which (in its ultra-orthodox definition - and we're not blasphemers around here) women get larger over the course of the movie. These ladies showed up at the studio this way. Kirstyn, above, is the bounciest of them all.

The extra Spanish language track was very helpful (as was the tape measure on the boxcover), so I could watch ladies who looked my sassy aunts. I really do think that "Ay Papi" was invented in a lab somewhere; I never heard anyone outside of porn using it.

By the time Lucky came around, though, we were not any longer in the Realm of the Fat, which goes against the unambiguous product description:

Real women have curves! Grab their love handles, pull their greasy hair, shove their fat face in the pillow, and tell 'em Dominoes is on the way! For all you chubby chasers and heavy hitters, we present big clits, fat tits, big hips, and fat lips! These scale-bustin' sluts are sex-starved and hungry for some skinny dude cock! They're a ton of fun and in desperate need of some cardio--give them a workout they'll never forget and punish their meaty moist pussies 'til they sweat! Bang these fat fucks 'til they stop eating and start feeding on your sausage instead! Enjoy the finest fat twat ever lensed--It's more cushion for the pushin'!