Photoplay: Ninnworx’ “Innocence – Brat”

At first, we thought the new Ninnworx movie was a spam subject header from [email protected]. Then we thought it was The Who's 1982 song "Eminence Front". When both those theories got shot full of holes, we thought, "What the fuck is an Innocence Brat?"—which, as every marketer knows, is just the type of helpless rage that drives most consumer purchases.

Intrigued, we opened the movie, parts of which appeared to have been directed by the HAL 9000 (even though it is credited to Halle Vanderhyden and Michael Ninn), to find an often exquisite art film that didn't skimp on the porn. Imagine!- GP

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I mean, come on. If a porn movie can make Dave Bowman's experience Beyond the Infinite look lavish, well, I'm rethinking the donation I made during NASA's pledge drive.

This is what "The Ring" would've looked like had Sadako not been such a goddamn killjoy.

This movie is plotless, which is great. It leaves the team to focus on some wonderful music, nothing to distract us in the background, and the cavorting of extra-pale sylphs, like Sasha Grey.

Nick Manning does say "Droppin' loads!" in this movie. Seriously: go and buy the movie just for that.

Even with the artifice of being filmed on a glacier, or wherever this is, "Innocence Brat" is refreshingly simple and straightforward. We don't know how these women are brattier than anyone else, and they are certainly not innocent, but who cares?

· Ninnworx (ninnworx.com)
· Buy "Innocence-Brat" (gamelink.com)
· See also: "Kubrick 2001: the space odyssey explained (kubrick2001.com)

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