Katee Holmes’ Porn Career Gets Fast Tracked

What a difference a vowel makes: This time last week, the name "Katee Holmes" was merely a typo in the corner of some tabloid editor's eye; now, it's already earned a respectable share of column inches in the New York Post, over 414,000 Google citations, and lead billing on a yet-to-be-filmed production announced by Shane's World today, which is both banking on Katee's sudden notoriety and her decision to lose her virginity on camera in the tentatively titled "True Diary: I'm a Virgin".

The company also announced the launch of a hastily assembled website to keep fans abreast of production developments. And what does Katee have to say on it about her meteoric rise to fame over the last three days? "HI, I am Katee Holmes! What's Up? Welcome To the Exclusive Site!" (Hey, she hasn't even had sex yet; we assume she'll learn the ins and outs of dealing with the press in due time too.)

· "EXCLUSIVE KATEE HOLMES WEBSITE!" (virgintape.com)
· "'Porn Virgin' Katee Holmes Goes All the Way for Shane's World" (avn.com)
· Shane's World (shanesworld.com)

· See also: "Porn Doppelgangers: From Katee Holmes to Tyra Banxxx" (vh1blog.vh1.com)

Previously: Meet Katee Holmes