Morning Wood: Jenny McCarthy’s Nipples Go To The Beach

· When Jenny McCarthy goes to the beach, there's a pretty good chance you're going to see some nipples. Of course, you get to see Jim Carrey's nipples too, but that's the price you have to pay. (celebslam.com)

· If you would like to see the nude parts of the angel painting at this London gallery, you have to ask nicely. Of course, then everyone will know about your angel fetish, but that's the price you have to pay. (news.bbc.co.uk)

· Women are from Venus, men are just trying to get laid. Let's all work together, people. (theglobeandmail.com)

· A teaching candidate is having trouble getting a job because of his "association" with porn. He was also somehow involved with the FBI, which might be more damaging to his credibility. (xbiz.com)

· Fertility rates are way up in the UK, which can only be good news for the booming MILF industry. (guardian.co.uk)

· The wizards behind the "Creation Museum" are a little peeved to learn that the guy playing Adam in the Garden of Eden is a fan of drag queens and free love. Also, it turns out that he was not actually made out of dust. (sfgate.com)

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