Wet Spots: Repeat Offenders

· Brit babe Emily Scott looks good even in Dutch German. We think that's required by the European Union. (dailyniner.com)

· Larry Flynt's offer of $1 million for any evidence of "illicit sexual or intimate relations with a Congressperson, Senator or other prominent officeholder" has already received about 200 responses ... and that's just from the Clinton family. (xbiz.com)

· R&B "star" Ray J "directed" the worst celebrity sex tape of all time and now he's ready to unleash the magic once again! How hard can it be to top the original? (entertainmentwise.com)

· We don't care how stupid it looks, we would totally buy one of these cars. The girl comes with it, right? (Gizmodo)

· Korean pop star Lee Hyo Lee wants to take over the whole Pacific Rim using some sort of sexiness "weapon." Surrender now and you'll be spared. (asia1.com.sg)

· Officials say Wisconsin's nude beaches attract crime, drugs, and lewd behavior, but beachgoers say it's the same as any other beach. Except, you know, with more boobs. (channel3000.com)

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