Playing The Rusty Trombone

Like the Dirty Sanchez and the Donkey Punch, the Rusty Trombone is one of those amusingly named sex acts that's more talked about on junior high school playgrounds the world over than actually practiced by consenting adults. Or is it? The one-note RustyTrombone.com provides all the visual proof you need that it really does exist, complete with the requisite semigrammatically amusing site copy ("Step right up ladies and gentlemen, find out what's all the jazz about playing the Rusty Trombone! That's right, a fresh sound has just hit the street, swinging it's way into every cool cat's repertoire")—though when you realize that it's nothing more than a plain old salad toss with a bonus reacharound tug job, it becomes a lot less interesting. After all, it's not like we all don't have plenty of experience doing this sort of thing ourselves even if we never knew there was a funny name for it. Er, right?

· Rusty Trombone: Mouth on the hole, hand on the shaft (paysite preview + sample video @ rustytrombone.com)