Don’t Be A Porn Star, Just Look Like One: Vivid’s “Porn Star Makeover”

Ladies: ever wanted to experience the thrill and glamour of being a real life porn star without those messy facial cumshots and uncomfortable double penetrations? You'll have your chance (or would have had you been in the right place when they were filming it) with Vivid Voyeur TV's new "Porn Star Makeover: Vivid Style", which starts airing on Pay-Per-View tonight. From the press release:

As the show opens, viewers meet Cassidey and Monique in a beauty salon where every product imaginable is available for make up, hair and skin care and experts stand by to transform women into sexy vixens ... Cassidey and Monique set out by car to find women who want to experience total makeovers, the absolute full treatment. The two women who agree to participate don't realize until they are in the salon that they will be asked to enjoy the experience topless. One thing leads to another between the girls and their stylists and before long all of the girls are taking part in some unanticipated and highly charged erotic play.

One needs to be reminded that if you're going to take your top off in a salon, most people aren't going to be looking at your hairstyle or nail color anyway. Still, we guess it beats another season of "Who Wants To Be A Superhero?"

· "Cassidey, Monique Alexander Do a 'Porn Star Makeover: Vivid Style'" (avn.com)
· Vivid (absolutely nothing about the show to be seen @ vivid.com)