A look back at the week that was ...
· We hope you had a happy National Underwear Day, assuming you managed to get dressed at all this week.
· That Eon McKai can talk his way out of anything. Or at least get a couple of babes to do it for him.
· How can Grand Theft Auto be stuck on version four, when its porny counterpart is already up to Volume 10? Get the lead out, boys!
· We hear Buttwoman and Slutwoman are featured villains in the next Batman movie. He doesn't stand a chance.
· Jenna Jameson is back! Sorta. Ok, you have to go back in time, but she'll be waiting for you.
· When Keeley Hazell and Lucy Pinder battle for your attention, everyone is a winner.
· Now matter what happens in this life, Olivia Munn will always be our weiner biting champion.
· Something may be wrong with "Long Dong Black Kong," and believe it or not, it isn't the title.
· We can't decide if you people watch too much cable TV, or not enough. You better stay on the internet this weekend, just to be safe.