Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Slimline G (Now in Mint!)

>It has been so hot in California over the past month that the recent cool(er) temperatures have been like the return of spring after a winter delivering lava rather than snow. That is why the arrival of this vibrator struck those laboring in Fleshbot's West Coast headquarters as vernal rather than institutional, as the suspect green hue might otherwise suggest.

Read our review of the Slimline G after the gap.

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"Slim for elegance, curved for ecstasy" is the Slimline's motto (which it borrowed from my junior high school) and indeed this device is one of those marital aids that doesn't beat you over the head with its frankness. The choice of color also contributes to plausible denial; other than Miss Piggy, who puts something that color into her person?

So Ladies, by the time the other passengers on the bus realize this is a vibrator and not, say, a compact umbrella, you'll have gotten off two or three times.

Our operative was pleasantly surprised with the solid state of the Slimline, and its waterproof seal kept it safe in the tub as it hummed away vigorously. Both the clitoral and G-spot nub have their own motors, which made this vibe surprisingly powerful.

Finally, the Slimline is made of a hard but smooth plastic, which our Test Subject said was reminiscent of every hairbrush and household item she'd cut her teeth on, as it were, down there.

· Buy the Slimline G Twin (cduniverse.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive