Urban Landscapes: “Klub Slutz”

If you think of L.A. as a "Thunderdome"-esque cesspit where Nick Manning drops loads on poodle-haired apocalyptotarts in large groping rooms, where narrators inform you that "Here grit is glamour, and the goal is to reach the bottom (not the top)", and where drink prices are probably very high, then Penthouse's "Klub Slutz" is for you. We're not sure if civilization still has the power to prevent the "Klub Slutz" world from arriving or if this movie foreshadows our human destiny. Either way, were we the type to wear housecoats brimming with rolled up tissues, we would grab Nautica Thorn and wipe all that makeup off.

"You're twice as pretty without it," we'd say, and then drop loads.

· Penthouse (penthouse.com)
· Buy "Klub Slutz" (gamelink.com)

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