What Would Fleshbot Readers Do? Not Ralph Fiennes Edition

We're pretty impressed with this DVD cover in that the attention is evenly spread over the main participants. That should be a clue as to what kind of movie this is, and a good idea for some muckraking reportage as well: which gender gets more money in this case?

Be like last week's winner Bento and you will win not just the respect of your fellow WWFRD participants, but an actual copy of this week's title as well. Your task? Write a limerick about this box cover.

· (See the real title) (gamelink.com)